Well, at least, with a multitude of hominids were given limited room for text, they may occasionally come up with arrangements of words that are vaguely clever.
These include quotes, misquotes, humour or our modern day equivalent of philosophy.
So, here are a few things located across Twitter, Facebook, IMGUR, Tumblr, Reddit, etc that I liked. Quotes attributed where known.
If there is no such thing as cold, merely the absence of heat. Perhaps there is no such thing as hatred, merely the absence of love.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the D and by D I mean Vitamin D. She wants to soak up as much sun as she can because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex you @!&%($#!%
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
Cloudy with a chance of WHY THE &^*^ am I outside?
Without order nothing can exist – without chaos nothing can evolve.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. (Richard Armour)
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. (Joel Barker)
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. (Mary Ellen Kelly)
If you believe everything you read, better not read. (Japanese proverb)
It is illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane..
Time is a great master, unfortunately it kills all its apprentices. (Hector Berlioz)
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.